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August 2008 Jokes: The Drunk |
The Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,"Can I help
you Sir?""Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my
carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was
your car the last time you saw it?""It wasss on
the end of thisshh key", the man replies.About that
time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hangingout of his fly for all the world to see. He asks
the
man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down
at his crotch and withoutmissing a beat, blurts
out...."Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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